This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
True college students do jello shots in the library
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