I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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