I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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