Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
meet me or not, i'm out of control
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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