It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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