Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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