Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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