its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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