were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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