hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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