Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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