you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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