She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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