What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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