Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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