On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Send help, water and tortillas.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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