drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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