omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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