So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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