She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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