when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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