woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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