i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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