my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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