If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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