YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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