Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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