he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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