whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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