I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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