JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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