Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
