just come out here and I will go home with you...
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
pop tarts are not kleenex
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
