I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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