Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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