Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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