I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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