1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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