So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
it's like iHOP with fire
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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