I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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