I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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