tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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