i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I love you.
Bad choice
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