Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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