Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize