You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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