Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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