So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Its about making memories worth repressing
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Randomize
