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just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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