I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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