She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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