Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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