just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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