Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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