grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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