Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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